She's got a great personality and they hit it off, but he begins to hear rumors about town that she's actually a man. She's a bit shy, and they have yet to be intimate, so he's not 100% sure of her gender and it begins to bother him a bit.
One night, he takes her on a date to a drive-in movie theater. As they watch the movie, she begins to squirm in her seat and says "I've really got to go to the bathroom". Thinking quickly, he says "I saw a sign that says the bathrooms are out of order, so you'll have to go in the bushes." She replies "I don't care, I have to go" and hops out of the car and disappears into the bushes.
He waits a few seconds, then quietly slips out of the car and creeps towards her, hoping to get a glimpse of whatever equipment she (he?) is packing. Sure enough, he sees her crouching slightly behind a bush, and spots something long and thin dangling between her legs.
"Ah ha!" he yells and reflexively grasps the dangling object. She screams and says, "You didn't tell me you're a peeping tom!" He replies queasily, looking at his hand in disgust, "You didn't tell me you had to take a shit!"
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