Maria is very religious. She gets married and has 17 children, then her husband dies. She remarries a few weeks later and has another 22 children with her second husband. Maria dies.
At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens and says, 'At least they are finally together.'
A man standing next to the priest asks,
'Excuse me, but do you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?'
The priest says, 'I mean her legs.'
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