I once met a pimp at a Diner I frequent regularly who was sitting at a table next to me. He over heard the regular waitress who waits on me mention that I was married to a comedian so he decided to give me a joke to bring back to my husband. The joke was What do you tell a hoe with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice....
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