Differences

Girls are in the shower for at least an hour.
Incredibly guys can take a shower in 5 minutes.

Very beautiful girls are seldom intelligent.
Even blond guys have some brains.

Married women marry hoping their guy will change.
Every man marries hoping their wife wont change.

Pretty girls can usually get what they want.
Unlike good looking guys who still have to suffer.

Some girls are actually great relationship material.
Some guys cant find those girls.

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