A guy walks into a brothel, and the madam greets him at the counter. He explains that he would like to have a go, but he is a little short on cash. The madam points to a very plain looking woman sitting in the parlor, and says "Well, that's Brenda. She will cost you $20." The guy explains that he really is very broke at the moment, and can't afford it. The madam looks him over, and points to a dirty looking woman passed out in the corner. "OK, that's Samantha, you can have her for $10". The guy explains that he is really very tight at the moment. The most he can pay is $5. The madam rolls her eyes, takes a deep breath, and says "Okay give me the five. Now, follow that hallway to the very end, and go in the door on the left. Kim will be waiting for you. Just don't expect too much." The guy hands over his money, and walks down the hallway. He open the door to a very dimly lit room, steps in, and closes the door. There, on the bed, is a beautiful woman laying nude with her eyes closed. He can't believe his luck, and gets right down to business. A few minutes later it's over. As he is getting dressed in the semi-darkness. He sees some white fluid dripping out of the corner of the woman's mouth. Looking closer, he realizes it is coming out of her nostrils too. He bursts out of the room shrieking, and sprints down the hallway. As he runs out the front door of the brothel. He hears the madam shout out "Hey! Charlie! The dead one is full again!"
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