And a police officer marches over to him and says, "Hey, what are you doing?"
"I'm scaring away the mountain lions!" he replied.
The policeman looked bemused. "What? There's no mountain lions within 100 miles of this town!"
And the man smiled and said, "Yo momma so fat when I tried to swerve round her I ran out of gas!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.