There are two florists, just normal guys selling flowers in their town. They're doing well, making an honest living, business is booming. A few months later, two friars move in and decide to become florists themselves. The townspeople decide they prefer to buy from men of God and stop buying from the original florists.
They decide to change things, so they go to talk to the friars, ask them nicely to leave, but nothing happens. So they hire a mercenary named Hugh. He goes in politely, like they did, talks nicely, but the friars won't listen. So he gets impatient and beats the expletive out of them and scares them out of town. The original florists start making money again, and all is well.
Anyways, the point is: only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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