Priest visits an old woman...

He's hungry, and there's a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. After chatting with the woman for a while he realizes that he's eaten almost the entire thing. He apologizes for his gluttony.

Woman replies, "Don't worry about it. I just like to suck the chocolate off them."

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