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If I had his hair, I'd squint too.

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Ma and Pa

Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma....

Gnats

Knock, Knock Who's there? Gnats. Gnats who? Gnats not funny! Open up.

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Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?"

Caveman Diet

My wife put me on the cave man diet. She says that like our ancestors, we...

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Did you hear about the man who stoke a bed