Did you hear about that hippie superhero who could make tulips and daffodils grow just by sprinkling baking ingredients on them?

Q: Why do men...

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.

Simple Algebra

Given m = money, e = evil, t = time and w = women, prove that women are evil...

A woman is in the...

A woman is in the maternity ward, having just given birth to her baby. The...

I tried donating...

The requirements they have are really strict there at the salvation army

I would like to...

A contractor was dealing with a government official for a multi-million...

Guess what God...

Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as...

Who drives away...

Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.

Ever had...

...neither have they.

Good job

I am very surprised that no one has made a 9/11 joke. I would of thought that...

I rang a gym...

"How flexible are you?" they asked "Well I can't do Tuesday's"