> 40-ish........................................49
> Adventurous...................................Slept with everyone
> Athletic......................................No tits
> Average looking...............................Moooo
> Beautiful.....................................Pathological liar
> Buxom.........................................Fat
> Emotionally Secure............................On medication
> Feminist......................................Fat
> Free spirit...................................Junkie
> Friendship first..............................Former slut
> New-Age.......................................Body hair in the wrong places
> Old-fashioned.................................No BJs
> Open-minded...................................Desperate
> Outgoing......................................Loud and Embarrassing
> Professional..................................Bitch
> Voluptuous....................................Very Fat
> Large frame...................................Hugely Fat
> Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
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