It's a shame such a small percentage of the Hispanic population are home owners here in the US

I'm not a lucky man

I once gambled on a couch and won a baby

What do you call...

A dud of a spud.

A bunch of...

So I told them, "My pen is with her at the moment."

Extra Cent

If someone says, "A penny for your thoughts,", and you give them your two...

If my friends and...

Does that make us Pirates of the Caribbean?

5 Good Reasons...

5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis! 1. You're bald your entire life. 2. You...

I hope Death is a...

That way it will never come for me.

How do you fit 50...

How do you fit 50 Jews in a van? You throw in a penny. How do you get them...

TV and the blonde

What does a TV and a blonde have in common? A:when you turn it on, it just...

Yasser Arafat in...

"After all, a week ago, there were � Yasser Arafat was boarded up in his...