A woman calls her husband:
+Where the hell are you?! Why don't you come home?!
-Honey, do you remember that jewelry store where you really liked a diamond ring? I didn't have enough money to buy it but I promised I'll buy it to you, remember?
+Oh my god, are you buying me that ring right now!? said the woman happily.
-No,I'm in the cafe near that store.
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