A man goes to his dentist for a regular check-up. After the dentist has had a short look at the man's mouth he says, "So...been licking your wife recently?"
The poor man looks up in horror and replies, "Uhhh ...Yeah ...uhhh ...why? ...Do I have pubes between my teeth?"
Whereupon the dentist replies, "Nope ...you've got shit in your nostrils!"
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