A man was walking through the desert and had not eaten for days. He came across a church, went in, knelt at the alter and prayed, "Good God, give me some food!"As if by magic a lump of meat dropped at his feet. Overjoyed he ate the food. He came back every day with the same request, and everyday he was rewarded until one day a hand dropped at his feet.Puzzled he looked up... There was a leper painting the ceiling.
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