It seems that a well known University is giving Micheal Jackson an Honory Degree to celebrate his acquittal.
The University was disappointed to hear that Jackson didn't wish to be presented with it.
The University spokesman said "We have gone to a lot of expense for Jackson and now that this special degree has been printed who else can we give it too? I mean not everyone is eligible for a Bachelor of Arse degree!"
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