Definitions from The College Dictionary Cafeteria: From 2 Latin words, cafe meaning place to eat and teria meaning to wretch. Major: Area of study that no longer interest you. Student Athlete: See contraction in terms. Grade: Unrealistic and limited measure of academic accomplishment. Summer School: A viable alternative to a summer job. Quarter: The most coveted form of currency on campus. Hunger: Condition produced by five minutes of continuous studying.
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