The makers of Preparation H, a well know treatment for haemorrhoids, today recalled all of their products from store shelves nationwide.Reports of tampering have surfaced and, upon investigation, officials have found evidence that someone has inserted a form of deadly poison into the products which, if used, will kill instantly.Reports are just now beginning to trickle in however, it appears that thus far the tampered with Preparation H may be responsible for the deaths of at least a dozen....assholes.
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