Two guys are walking through the forest when one of the guys trips. The other guy calls 911, the operator picks up and asks what his emergancy is. He explains his friend tripped walking through the woods and he doesnt know what to do. The operator tells him to make sure he is dead. The guy says ok and sets the phone down. he walks over to his friend and cocks his gun then shoots. he runs back to the phone and askes what do i do now?
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