He says, "Listen doc, i get erections. I get the best erections, they're yuuuuuge, call Sean Hannity, he'll tell you. I'm having issues in the bedroom, presidential bedroom, and I'm falling flat, unlike my poll numbers. Can I get some Viagra?"
The Dr replies, "No, but I can offer you some exercises and herbal remedies to help."
Frustrated, Mr. Trump demands,"What kind of medicine do you practice here?!"
"Alternative medicine."
Edit: added some words and format on mobile
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