Dear God,
I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy,
grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for
that.
In a few minutes, though, I'm going to get out of bed. From then
on I'm probably going to need a LOT of help.
Amen.
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