A happily married deaf couple one night realized that at night after the lights went out they had no way if communicating their sexual intent to one another. They agree to set a physical contact language they could use in the darkness. The wife says to her beloved "If you want some booty when its dark squeeze my breasts. And if you're not in the mood hold my hand" The husband thinks long before he responds. "If you're in the mood when the lights go out my love, pull my cock once. If you're not in the mood pull my cock fifty times."
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