What is worse than 1 dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What is worse than that?
one alive in the middle. What is worse than that?
eats its way out. What is worse than that?
comes back for seconds.
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them
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What is the difference between a dead baby and a ferarri?
I don't have a ferarri in my garage.
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How do you stop a baby from drowning?
take your foot off its throat.
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