order beers and start complaining about not having girl friends.
Dave asks Dick "You ever notice after you have sex with a woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?"
Dick says, "Yeah, all the time."
Dave asked, "Why is that?"
Bartender says, "I'm pretty sure it's the pepper spray." do you want another round?".
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