A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to
her six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?
" I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the woman said.
Her daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite
all these people to dinner?''
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