A man has three daughters. One day all of their boyfriends to stayed over, with permission from dad. The three couples went to their respective rooms and after a while the father went upstairs to check on them. In the first room he could only hear his daughter giggle, in the second he heard his daughter say 'ouch, ouch', but in the third it was completely silent.
The next morning the father asked the first daughter why he could only hear laughing to which she replied: 'My boyfriends penis is so small it tickles me when we have sex'. Then dad asked why he could only hear 'ouch, ouch' coming from the second daughters room, her answer: 'My boyfriends penis is so large it hurts me a little when we have sex'. The father then asks why he couldn't hear anything from the third daughters room, so she says:
'I've always been taught not to talk with my mouth full'
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