A bus stops... [NSFW]

and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives. . . "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."

Edit: Wow, front page... Glad you like the joke! I received it in an email the other day, so I thought I would share. As I am now aware, it has been posted before. Therefore, I dedicate this karma to those who have gloriously prepared the path which we all may walk. Filled with jokes which we can repeat with reckless abandon, attributing no-one. Since I have only my email, I will thank Joe in accounting. His wit, and forwarding of emails, have saved many a monotonous day at the office. From now on, I expect sources Joe...