Sam: Your boyfriend seems real nice.
Alex: Yea, he's the best!
Sam: He seems a little TOO nice though, can't be all that exciting in the bedroom.
Alex: Not true, what they say about nice guys is true you know.
Sam: What's that?
Alex: Nice guys ALWAYS finish last.
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