Here is some of the dark humour I've learned over the years, feel free to add your own.
1. An priest, an pedophile, and an alcoholic walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
2. What's the hardest part about murdering 4 year olds? Cleaning the blood off the clown suit.
3. My girlfriend has this weird fedish where she likes to pretend to be 14. I don't see what the big deal is she'll be14 in a few years anyway.
4. How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishmen? None.
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