All his life he was turned on by the thought of being bitten hard all over his body by multiple women. So, he saved up his money until he could afford to hire several prostitutes at once to fulfill his fantasy. He didn't want to scare them off so he waited until they were underway before asking for the extra service. Unfortunately, none of the ladies were comfortable with the request. Dan didn't like it at all. Not one bit.
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