...and trying to decide how much of their collection money should go to charity.
The priest gets an idea and draws a circle on the green. He says, "Here's what we do. We take the money, throw it up in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle is what we give to charity."
The pastor goes, "No. Let's take the money, throw it up in the air, and whatever lands **outside** the circle is what we give to charity."
The rabbi then goes, "No no no. We take the money, throw it up in the air, and whatever God wants he keeps."
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