A Jewish man buys a lottery ticket and wins, he begins handing out money. 100k to his mother, 50k to his sister, so on and so on... He then gives 20 million dollars to the Nazi party. His family is irate. " how could you, you kike bastard, that's just absurd." He replies, "it's the least I could do, they gave me the winning numbers". As he points to his forearm.
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