A young man is walking past a general store and sees a "help wanted" sign. He goes in and applies for the job. As the shop owner has not had much luck finding a suitable employee he decides to give the young man a shot.
A customer walks in and the shop owner says watch me and do what i do. He says to the customer how can i help you? The customer was at the store buying grass seeds. The shop owner tells the customer hey why not buy a lawnmower too. Once the grass grows you will need to cut it.
Seeing this the young man says "i want to help the next customer". As the next customer comes in he buys a box of tampons. The young man looks at him and says "hey why dont you buy a lawnmower?". Confused, the customer and shop owner both look at the young man and ask why he would need a lawn mower. The young man replies, "well your weekend is fucked you may as well mow the lawn"
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