A priest noticed that one of the nuns in the convent was getting a little chubby. "Is there anything wrong?" he asked her.
The nun replied, "It's just gas!"
As time went by he noticed she was getting very fat indeed.
"Are you sure you're ok?" he asked again. "Yes," she replied. "It's just gas!"
One day, the priest saw the nun pushing a pram around. He stopped and peered inside. "Hmm . . . cute little fart."
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