A woman sits down in a café and starts reading a book, when out of nowhere a spurt of semen flies at her, hitting her right in the eye. Outraged she looks across and sees a man in a turban tucking himself back in. She shouts " HEY, did you just jizz in my eye?!"
The man approached her and says " Oh, I'm sorry madam, I do not know your customs here. You see, I come from afar".
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