Get the Quarterback!

Ben and Zero are talking when Ben says, "Hey, Zero, if you can tear this piece of paper in half, I'll give you a quarter." Zero then proceeds to tear the paper in half. Ben takes one of the halves, tears it in half, and gives it to Zero, saying, "Here's your quarter!"

Zero wanders off, saying how neat that is and wouldn't it be great to find someone else to pull this on.

He meets Tommy, and says, "If you can tear this piece of paper in half, I'll give you 25 cents..."

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.