A man arrived home from work one evening to find his wife sitting on the
sofa in a dimly lit living room.
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever
seen $20 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top buttons
of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the exposed
cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen $50 dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh .... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively lifted her blouse
slightly and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill that was tucked
into the waist band of her pants.
He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill, mind filled with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $25,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"Wow ... no, but I'd love to," he said, while becoming extremely
attentive.
To which she replied, "Go look in the garage."
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