For my cake day, I present /r/jokes with a favorite of mine, told to me by my uncle during a cousin's wedding. I make no claims as to its origin, nor to the relative awesomeness of my family:
Uncle: "Hey, got a joke for ya. *(holds out first and middle fingers)* Why should a woman always masturbate with these two fingers?"
Me: "I dunno, why?"
Uncle: "Cuz they're mine."
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