One day a man was driving along the motorway and all is going well until he notices a car has screeched to a halt in front of him and he does the best he can to slow down, but unfortunately he still ends up careering into the back of the car.
He sits there in complete disbelief until the door opens and a dwarf ends up jumping out of the drivers seat. He thunders over to the driver's car, bashes on the window of the drivers car door and shouts, 'I'm NOT happy!'
"Well which one are you then?"
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