Four women are sitting around the table at their very prestigious country club drinking wine and talking about how wealthy they are and how much money their husbands make.
The first lady says: Well my husband loves me so much he took me on a 2 week cruise in Europe.
All the ladies nodded and smiled while the fourth simply said "That's Nice".
The second lady says: Well my husband loves me so much that he bought a yacht for me so I could go sailing any time I wished.
Again all the ladies nodded and smiled while the fourth simply said “That’s Nice”.
The third lady says: Well my husband loves me so much that he had this beautiful 10 karat diamond necklace custom made out of only the finest stones possible.
Once more all the ladies nodded and smiled while the fourth simply said “That’s Nice”.
After a slight pause the three ladies turned to the fourth and asked her “Well what does your husband do for you?”
After taking a sip of her wine she says: Well my husband loves me so much that he bought etiquette classes for me so that I’ll say “That’s Nice” instead of “Fuck You”.
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