Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?"
The second farmer replies,"No I ain't."
The first farmer says, "Yeah, it's a big yielding variety. The stalk don't grow too big, but the ears are tremendous!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Clark Kent
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