Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are acting very macho and talking about the control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask, "What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?" The third man turns to the first two and says, "Well, I'll tell you, just the other day I had her on her knees." The first two men were dumbfounded. "Whoa! What happened next?", they asked, inching closer to hear what the third man had to say. The third man took a healthy swig of his beer, sighed and said, "Yep. I had her on her knees. Until she started screaming, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'"
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