needed a handsaw. So after spotting another worker on the ground floor he yells down to him, but to no avail because he can't hear him.
So the worker on the 5th floor tries some sign language.
He points to his eye meaning "I", then points to his knee meaning "need", and then moves his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion for a handsaw.
The man on the ground floor seeing this then nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his cock and starts masturbating like no tomorrow.
The worker on 5th floor seeing this gets so pissed off that he runs back down to the ground floor and says, "What the FUCK is your problem man. I said I needed a hand saw".
The other guy says, "Oh I knew that, I was just trying to tell you that it was coming"
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