I'm starting to get healthier though, that's always good for about the one week I do it and tell everybody I fucking see. You think those people are bad? Try being someone who's conscious to it and still does it, like...??? I have problems, shit!
But seriously though, I started taking the stairs up to my 17th floor apartment everyday after work. It only takes 2 cans out of my 6 pack to make it!
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