Confessions of a Military Wife

My husband is infantry, and 
he said the most wonderful things 
to convince me to marry him:
• The closets could all be mine since he wears the same thing every day.
• I could have as many babies as 
I want because giving birth is free.
• He would never get on my nerves, because he would always be gone.
Mollie Gross 
(molliegross.com) is the author of Confessions 
of a Military Wife, published by Savas Beatie.

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