Merkel: Mr. Putin, what do you have to say about Russia's involvement in eastern Ukraine?
Putin: Donetsk me!
Poroshenko: Oh Kiev me a break, we know you guys are shelling our towns and killing our soldiers and civilians? Do I look like a Donbass?
Putin: Blah, blah, blah, blah, Crimea river!
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