Request - Muslim friendly jokes

Reddit, I need your help. My Muslim friend asked me to give a speech at his wedding next month, and I'm concerned that I may tell some jokes or make comments that may offend his guests. I tried to find some actually funny Muslim friendly jokes on the interwebs without any luck. You folks have any?

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