One day, an angry man ran into the computer shop with his laptop. He shouted at the man on duty,"Your company's website said that this computer would weigh 4.6 pounds. But when I weighed it on my scale, it showed that it weighed 4.61 pounds! I want my money back!" The man on duty replied," I'm sorry, sir, but there might be minute differences between the actual weight and the average weight." The man still insisted that he wanted his money back. Right then, the manager, hearing the shouting, came outside and asked," What's the problem?" The man on duty explained the situation to him. The manager asked the angry man," did you download anything on your computer?" The angry man said yes. The manager said," well, if you downloaded something, it's going to get heavier, isn't it?" The angry man, having solved his problem, went home happily .
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