Computer Geek Husband vs Wife

(returning late from office)
Husband: “Good evening Dear I’m now logged in”
wife : Have u brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or file name
wife : But i told u in morning
Husband: Erroneous syntax,Abort?
wife : What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found…
wife : At least give me your credit card,i want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation,Access denied…
wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband:Too many parameters…
wife : it was a great mistake that i married an idiot like you
Husband: Data type mismatch
wife : You are useless.
Husband: It’s by Default.
Wife: What about your salary ?
Husband: File in use…Try later.
Wife:What is my value in this family.
Husband: Unknown virus.

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