A group of ladies were comparing their husbands to various beverages.
The first decided her husband was Mountain Dew. First he mounts, then he do.
The second states hers has to be 7-Up since it takes 7 hours for him to 'get up'.
The third declared Crush because he only did it missionary position.
The fourth opted for Squirt since that's what he did as soon as she stripped off.
The last wife, after much thought said her husband had to be Jack Daniels. The others looked on with confusion asking why, she merely replied with a smile - Hard Liquor (Licker).
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